A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, Wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
'Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!'The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very, closely...... 'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? '
this is e first weekend all by myself after breaking up.............................................................
a little bored..........................................
but i m glad at least i don have to wait beside my
hand phone and hope that it rings!
ate dinner with my dad and bro at jack's place!
pls i m not going back there at least not
amk one!
horrible! we waited like 45
mins for e food! and the service was bad!
maybe they don mean it but that was not the way to serve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i felt a little bad! cos my bro shouted at the waitress for her "bad service"
what "bad service"??????
haha is
RIDICULOUS...................
she insists that she has to fill up our water when we said is enough......................................
no matter how we
persuade her she still INSIST pouring! dam it
sia"TOLD U WE R FULL!"
lollater on i went
bishan on myself, shopping
loli was so not use to walk ALONE.......................... but i find that shopping alone was fun and much more happy!
i can go in to every single store to shop, no time limit! is
jus whether u like it or not!
no
nagging, no arguments! PEACEFUL AND FULL OF FREEDOM..................................................
maybe i will get bored one day and feel lonely.........................................
but WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i m happy now, doing
wateva i wan , don have to depend on anyone else!
i can dream my own dreams! N i m sure i not e gal that needs fairy tales anymore!